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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Coverage

The first job a writer will probably have in this town will be as a Reader for a Producer, production company, or literary agency. Here's the typical format for providing "Coverage" for a feature script:

(NOTE THAT THE RATING SCALE FOR THESE DOCUMENTS IS 1 TO 5, WITH NOTHING LOWER THAN 4 GENERALLY BEING CONSIDERED. THIS SCRIPT WAS A "PASS.")

MASON MULE
Coverage by Eric Player

TITLE: Mason Mule FORMAT: Feature, 149 pgs
AUTHOR: Unknown GENRE: Drama
COVERAGE DATE: June 29, 20** CIRCA: 1950's - Present
COVERAGE FOR: ****Films LOCALE: Anywhere, USA

RECOMMENDATION: Pass but consider again after a major rewrite

STORY 3
STRUCTURE 1
CHARACTERS 2
DIALOGUE 3

LOGLINE:

A father uses the major inspiration in his life to help his son find the motivation to be a better man.

SYNOPSIS:

ACT I:

MASON MULE introduces himself and makes the case that stories are what build and motivate societies and individuals. He says he is going to tell the audience a story. 1983 – Camera lifts and glides to ROMAN (31) and VICTOR (8). Roman is getting ready to tell Victor a bedtime story but Victor has heard them all and is sick of them.

The next morning, Roman has to go see the principal of Victor’s school because Victor has been caught stealing. Concerned, that night at bedtime Roman begins telling Victor a new story–about himself in college before Victor was born. Roman used to live two lives, writing sensitive stories for class and working a “burger-jockey” job by day, and acting the playboy with his friends at night (or in classes he isn’t writing for).

One day, his two worlds almost collide when a beautiful TA named CLARISSA tries to compliment him on his writing, but he denies it and insults her. Later, his worlds do collide when Mason sees him at work and Roman asks him to keep it a secret, fearing this will tarnish his image.

Mason does, even helping Roman arrange a date with a hot chick on campus. The date goes horribly wrong, however, and Roman loses his wallet. This starts a chain of events that reveals his secret life and his penchant for stealing. Roman loses everything, but in doing so he re-connects with Clarissa, the girl he insulted and they begin dating. It is here that Mason admits to stealing the wallet to “kick Victor in the a--.” Roman wants to kill Mason but in the end just cries in his arms.

ACT II:

Inspired by the story of Mason, Victor begins a search for him by calling the telephone operator. He also wants to know more about him, to emulate him. Roman tells more stories, including the time Mason won back his father’s job for him when Mason was about Victor’s age. At first, Victor tries to do the things his father told him Mason did, but they don’t work for him, so he goes right back into being a bully.

This doesn’t sit right with his father, of course, so Roman tells victor more stories of how Mason channeled his energy and skill into other avenues–saving for a drum set, meeting and playing with a mystery violinist, becoming the projectionist at a local theater, and saving the high school dance during a blackout.

One wonderful thing that Mason does with his ingenuity and strength, instead of being a bully, is to save a friend who used to bully him from a car crash. Mason is famous for wearing a tattered baseball cap and this is where he wins it. This is also where he wins his drum set for putting his friends first.

As time wears on, Victor patterns his life less like a desperate teen and more like the Mason Mule he hears about in the stories. One day, at 16, his father tells him he has found Mason on the lecture circuit and they will be able to have lunch together soon.

When they meet, it is the greatest moment of Victor’s life, though he is a bit embarrassed that he doesn’t have more to say. The one thing Mason tells Victor to take away from their time together, is “you’re you, not me, and you’re a better you than anyone. The only ‘answer’ I’ve ever found to anything is the exchange of ideas.” They agree to keep writing.

This goes well for a while, but when Victor can’t get into any of the Medical schools he wants to he becomes depressed, and writes Mason saying he wants to cut off contact. Mason tells Victor about the time he was lowest–he had found the love of his life again (the mystery violinist from ten years ago) but she was a student and he was a teacher on suspension because kids in his class had attempted (and failed at) a prank that he was getting blamed as the inspiration for. They decided to try to make it work anyway, but when the dean discovered it Mason was fired outright and she was blackmailed.

ACT III:

Mason’s response? To go through with the prank his students failed at and to heck with the consequences. He wins the girl back, and gains enough notoriety to start a scholarship fund that leaves him free to teach without restrictions. His point to Victor is to never give up.

Once again inspired by The story of Mason Mule, Victor will not take “no” for an answer and gets his MD at a school in Newfoundland. He becomes a successful Dr, and a husband and father in the USA.

One day, relaxing on the couch watching a sitcom, Victor recognizes an actor: Mason Mule. But he isn’t listed in the credits as Mason, he has another name. Going to meet him, he learns the man was hired by Roman to pretend he was Mason Mule on that day they had lunch together.

Victor goes to confront his father. He learns that there is no Mason Mule and there never was. Roman made him up from a mixture of stories he wrote and his own life experiences to give his son a hero to look up to, because he knew his son would never idolize him.

Victor forgives him, realizing his father had been his hero all along.

COMMENTS/ANALYSIS:

CHARACTERS:

The characters in the script need work finding their own voices and sticking to them. While each was not necessarily indistinguishable, they were not so unique either that interchanging the names in the script would have made much of a difference to the voice of the story.

This was particularly true of Mason as narrator, who sounded the same as Roman as narrator. While it could be argued they were in fact the same person anyway, Roman created the character of Mason and as such should have given him his own voice.

Victor was also a problem, especially as a child. As an eight year old he expressed himself beyond his years, so that when he grew up and turned 16 there was very little difference in how he sounded. His lines in both fazes, therefore, did not ring true.

These problems continue down to the minor characters, with instances such as the Dean of the college apparently running the town’s police dispatch system, and Cynthia–the love of Mason’s life–having sex on the first date after establishing herself as much less impulsive than that.

STORY:

The problem with this script is that everything in it seems derivative of something else–which of course is a Hollywood staple–but being derivative doesn’t mean subject matter can’t be given a fresh spin. The script itself made no attempt to hide its conventions, however, even listing movies it wanted to be compared to.

The story itself is a compelling one–a father finding a way to reach his troubled son through the stories they share. Deep in there somewhere is a usable framework, underneath the showy movie trailers, musical numbers, and unnecessary character tangents.

STRUCTURE:

Now concerning that structure and those trailers, musical numbers, and unnecessary character tangents: The Act breaks suffered because of them. ACT I, which should end around page 17 ideally and page 30 at the absolute latest, does not end until page 48. By then, a Law and Order episode would be over, and the audience is very lost. ACT II, which on a 110 (plenty long) to 120 page script should end somewhere around page 85, does not close until page 138. We get the typical 11 pages for ACT III, but nothing much of consequence happens in it except for the Mason Mule reveal from the Dad, and given the length of everything else in the script it is extremely short.

This film is uneven in tone, trying to be cinematic and reference Mason’s obsession with movies by using musical numbers and movie trailers, but they do not integrate well into the story, as in a Moulin Rouge or Dreamgirls, because they are not established well, and considering the expense I would recommend they be excised in favor of the simple, winning story of the love a father has for his son. There are also numerous characters who mean nothing to the core story who are given sometimes a half an hour of screen time. Their roles should be re-examined in favor of cutting and tightening. The beginning should also open on the bedroom scene.

DIALOGUE:

The dialogue is believable and natural, except in a few glaring spots where characters stop to chew the scenery and tell things to no-one but the audience–like the doctor who wanted to emphasize the severity of Howard’s condition, or Mason’s standing up to Howard for principle’s sake.

Here was the best line:

ROMAN
I have been looking all my life for her.

MASON
Well, you increased your odds by
coming to California, we have
several of her.

TRAVELOGUE VALUE:

Moderate. The specific area of the country is never specified in the script, but while the Hollywood area of the country is a beautiful area, it is also an extremely well filmed area since films are made there all the time. If this movie gets made consider changing locations for variety’s sake. Many other states offer tax incentives, and California itself has many other locations that are less well known.

MARKETABILITY:

Good. I think it badly needs a rewrite before anyone will be able to follow the through line of the story, but once the characters are cleared up, many fathers and sons will be able to relate to the awkward trials of getting along with another.

PACKAGING POTENTIAL:

This seems like a project that would first attract a director/producer, who would then bring in interested actors.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Mobile Research Note

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Comedy Writing


More misery is caused in this world by bad jokes than by anything else important. Except maybe, politics, war, famine, and the like; but just in listing them I’ve made a bad joke—-and probably made you start out this essay on comedy thinking before it is over you are going to be miserable. My point is made.

It is astonishingly hard to write good comedy, especially in a visual format like screenwriting. (And don’t kid yourself; from the first line of mise-en-scene description, screenwriting is visual.) The sheer number of writers who try to master it has always therefore astounded me. In the end, most of us are left with at best with a bunch of jokes whose punchlines read “ . . . comedy is hard.”

Scared yet? There are, however, at least a few rules. They are not so different from Drama, Adventure, or Romance. But the key difference with comedy is delivery. Without it, you have nothing. You have face-plant uncomfortable-silence “I-don’t-get-it” awkward pauses. Without proper delivery you have sitcoms like “The Nanny.” I’ll get back to delivery in more detail after we go over the rules.

Number One: Comedy Comes From Truth. Closely related to the old standard for all writing, “Write what you know.” I’ve heard people say, when something really tragic or embarrassing happens to a friend, “Man, that would be funny if it wasn’t true.” And I say, "No! Turn it around! It’s funny because it IS true." Consider this example from “Play it Again, Sam” (1972):

DICK
What? You got into a fight?

ALLAN
Yep.

DICK
With who?

ALLAN
Some guys were getting tough with Julie.
I had to teach them a lesson.

DICK
Are you all right?

ALLAN
Yeah, I'm fine. I snapped my chin
down onto some guy's fist and hit
another one in the knee with my nose.



The way Allan, played by Woody Allen, chose to describe his experience “teaching a lesson” to the guys getting tough with Julie, makes the comedy. I can’t help but giggle. (A third character played by Diane Keaton is not mentioned here, but she does just that.) Anybody can say they got beat up. What we hear from Allan is the actual experience of the humiliation of being beat up when you were trying to do the right thing and protect the girl. The beauty of well-communicated truth. Even funnier is that we never learn exactly what happened to the girl.

Number Two: Comedy Comes In Threes. It’s a cliché, but it is true. Little jokes have their A-B-C Setup- Kicker-Punchlines. Scenes have their beginning, middle, ends; even conversations within scenes have a structure. Just look back at the Woody Allen exchange. It is the third line by his character that delivers the punchline. As an example of how this works in a whole scene, here’s an excerpt from my script “Three Days” (I know, shameless, but it’s my article) where Kevin is trying to patch up a marital spat he is having with his wife, Grace. Grace is staying at a friend’s house. It is important to know for this scene that the friends have a pet pig, named Mimi:

INT/EXT. PLOT'S HOUSE: FRONT PORCH - DAY

Making an awful lot of noise, KEVIN and BOGART slide up the
sidewalk. Bogart leaps up the porch stairs; Kevin,
naturally, trips over them.

KEVIN
Steve! Is Grace--?

STEVE puts a juicy finger to his lips. He steps out onto the
porch and CLOSES the front door.

STEVE
(Through his food)
I'm notd sobbust tdo letd you ind.

KEVIN
C'mon man, you know I need to see
her. This is nuts.

STEVE
(Swallows)
I know that, but she needs time to
figure it out on her own. Trust me,
bud, you don't tell your wife how
to feel in these situations.

KEVIN
Where is she?

STEVE
Upstairs, with Jenn.

KEVIN
What're they doing?

STEVE
Jenn's telling her how to feel.

KEVIN
So how come she can do that, but I
can't?

Steve SHRUGS.


EXT. PLOT'S HOUSE: FRONT PORCH/LAWN – DAY

KEVIN, still holding BOGART and the flowers, steps down from
the porch and moves onto the lawn to get a good look at the
upstairs window.

KEVIN
Hey Grace! GRAAAAACE!

JENNIFER opens the window and sticks her head out.

JENNIFER
Who's asking?

KEVIN
Hi, Jenn, can I talk to Grace,
please?

She pops her head in.


INT. PLOT'S HOUSE: UPSTAIRS BEDROOM – DAY

JENNIFER
What do you think?

GRACE is lying on the bed.

GRACE
Let him squirm just a little.

JENNIFER sticks her head back out.


EXT. PLOT'S HOUSE: FRONT PORCH/LAWN – DAY

JENNIFER
Who were you, again?

KEVIN
Oh, come on, Jenn, I'm not here to
play games. Look--

KEVIN holds up the flowers.

KEVIN (CONT'D)
I've got flowers, her favorite dog--

He rattles Bogart's leash. BOGART sits in the snow.

KEVIN (CONT'D)
I'm here to make up with my wife.


INT. PLOT'S HOUSE: UPSTAIRS BEDROOM – DAY

GRACE comes to the window.

GRACE
Make up?


EXT. PLOT'S HOUSE: FRONT PORCH/LAWN – DAY

GRACE
You think an affair is something you
just "make up" from?

KEVIN
I wasn't having an affair! I've
never had an affair! I'm never
going to have an affair.

STEVE has sat down on the porch steps. BOGART pulls the
leash toward Steve, so Kevin unclips the leash and lets
Bogart go.

GRACE
Are the words "I love you" something
that you get from all your clients?

KEVIN
From the satisfied ones, yeah!

GRACE rolls her eyes and moves back inside.

KEVIN (CONT'D)
No, wait!

Grace waits.

KEVIN (CONT'D)
Can we please talk about this
somewhere else? It's a little
embarrassing playing to Steve &
Jenn's neighbors.

Grace gives him a look with just a hint of pity in it, then
she ducks back inside.

Steve reads his magazine and scratches Bogart on the head.

Kevin begins pacing, mashing a circle in the snow.


INT. PLOT'S HOUSE: UPSTAIRS BEDROOM – DAY

JENNIFER
No! You can't go down there. You've
got him on the ropes.

GRACE
I don't want him on the ropes. He
wants to talk.

JENNIFER
Give it a little more time, honey.
He can't just give you a few flowers
and expect it to be all better.

GRACE
So what would you do?


EXT. PLOT'S HOUSE: FRONT PORCH/LAWN – DAY

KEVIN has a good flat patch walked out of the lawn. He's
almost to the grass.

BOGART rests on a porch bench.

KEVIN
(To Steve)
She hasn't come out in a while.
That's a good sign, right? Does
that mean she's on her way down?

Steve SHRUGS again. "What are you asking me for?"

PLOP! An old blanket lands on top of Kevin. It SMELLS.
Bogart sits up.

KEVIN (CONT'D)
What the--? WHEW! *COUGH* *GAG*
This thing smells like . . .

Bogart has already started GROWLING.

STEVE
Mimi?

KEVIN
(Pulling it off)
Yeah. What is that? Don't you ever
bathe her?

STEVE
Do you know how hard it is to keep a
pig clean?

Bogart BARKS and GROWLS. Kevin stops and looks at his dog,
realization building.

KEVIN
Oh. Hey, Bogart. How's it going?

Bogart BARKS again. His GROWL slides into a SNARL. Kevin
puts the blanket down, SLOWLY.

Steve looks at Kevin, then up at the girls in the window
(JENN is smiling, GRACE is concerned), then at Bogart.

STEVE
(To Kevin)
I don't think that's going to work,
you're the moving target now.

Kevin moves one foot behind the other, stepping back
CAREFULLY.

Steve stands up, folds his magazine, and turns to Bogart.

STEVE (CONT'D)
It's okay, Bogart. It's just Kevin.
He inches toward the dog, arms spread.

Bogart stops, looks at Steve, and WHIMPERS.

KEVIN
Yeah, buddy, it's me.

Bogart looks at Kevin. The SNARL returns.

STEVE
*SIGH* Guess you better run.

In a single impressive move, Bogart LEAPS off the couch, over
the porch railing, and onto the front lawn.

Kevin runs down the street, screaming:

KEVIN
It's me! It's ME Bogart!

Bogart gives chase.

Jennifer LAUGHS from the window.

GRACE
(Concerned, smiling)
That was awful.

Steve gets off the porch, pulling a set of keys from his
pocket.

BOGART (O.S.)
BARK! *SNARL*

KEVIN (O.S.)
(Fading)
It's me!



In that example there were several conversations that were A-B-C (From “Don’t tell your wife how to feel,” to “how hard is it to keep a pig clean”) and the scene itself had a beginning middle and end (Kevin arrives, offers flowers, waits, is chased off). This heightens the comedy within the scene. Plus, I just hope it is plain funny.

Number 3: Comedy is True—-But Unexpected. Here comedy has a certain kinship with the horror genre, and I think with the human desire for (and love of) surprise. Sample any horror flick theater nowadays, and you’ll find half the audience laughing while the other half is screaming their heads off. There was a certain “car commercial” working its way around the email system a few years ago that blended this trend beautifully, and I won’t ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it, but if you have you understand what I mean. In the example from “Three Days,” you know that Kevin will be foiled in trying to make up with his wife, at least initially. HOW that happens is where the creativity and the comedy come in. (Let me just pull out my own horn here, *Toot* *Toot*) Being wrapped in a smelly pig blanket that makes his own dog chase him off was not (hopefully) what the audience was expecting.

Here’s another example from Dumb & Dumber (1994):

LLOYD
What are the chances of a guy like you
and a girl like me . . . ending up
together?

MARY
Not good.

LLOYD
Not good like one out of a hundred?

MARY
I'd say more like one in a million.
Sorry.

LLOYD
So you're telling me there's a
chance. I hear ya!



This emotional train wreck kept coming for poor Mary (and the audience loves it while squirming at the same time) because of Lloyd’s talent for saying exactly the wrong things at exactly the right moment. The pieces of emotional truth that we all identify with—-but that none of us would be stupid enough to actually let linger—-he throws out there. Unexpected Truth.

Now, none of those rules for writing comedy matter without proper delivery. In comedy, delivery is everything. There is an old “Simpsons” episode, where Principal Skinner is fired and Ned Flanders is hired to replace him. On the day of his introduction to the students, in his famous Flanders style, he stands up and promises to put the “Pal” back in “Principal.” All the kids laugh! He’s a hit! School Superintendent Chaumers follows him up with a promise to put the “Super” back in “Superintendent” and gets nothing but one polite cough. Same exact joke—-as he petulantly points out. It was his delivery.

For screenwriters, delivery is also the journey to the screen. A screenwriter has to rely on the director and actor down the road to understand the vision he had and get it off the page. Face it, most of us will never be Charlie Kaufman fielding personal calls from Jim Carrey because he is so worried about getting our material right, so we have to use tricks of the trade to make sure they see what we see. Here are a few of my own:

1. Remember that screenwriting is poetry, not prose. Cut it down—-Especially the descriptions! At one minute per page it has to move.

2. Talk about individual objects or movements if you want close-up or tracking shots of them. This makes the director think he thought of it.

3. In Action, you end on Action. In Comedy, you end on Comedy, whether that is the bad guy getting hit by a bus, a one-liner, or something else, end on the “high note” in almost every scene after the end of the first act in order to keep the pace moving forward.

Ultimately, comedy is about personal style and practice, practice, practice. I know that sounds like a cop-out after all those rules and examples, but you have to find your own pace and comfort level. As with anything, start by writing what sounds funny to you, and then test it with an audience. A friend. A family member. A trusted member of a writing club maybe, or an agent you know personally but who will do you a favor and won't take it personally if you "suck."

With time, as you confidence grows, you’ll know what’s funny almost without even asking. You’ll want people to read your stuff not to find out if it’s funny, but because you want to make ‘em laugh.


A version of this article was first written in 2005.